I thought "bust a nut" meant beat someone up until I was 22... I still lose sleep over the uncomfortable situations I created by using that phrase.
Edit for requested example: I kept this to myself for about seven years before I told one person. The people involved never acknowledged anything was wrong with the situation.
A rude table came into the restaurant I worked at and the server was super pissed about them and just ranting. I said, trying to be supportive, "If they ever come back, I'm gonna bust a nut!"
That was about eight years ago and I still think about it probably once a week and burst out laughing.
I thought gang bang was a gang fight and used it at the dinner table... I'll never forget my mom's look after I said "I feel like I'm getting gang banged over here" at a table of girls.
sarcastic_patriot on May 20th, 2020 at 00:55 UTC »
I thought "bust a nut" meant beat someone up until I was 22... I still lose sleep over the uncomfortable situations I created by using that phrase.
Edit for requested example: I kept this to myself for about seven years before I told one person. The people involved never acknowledged anything was wrong with the situation.
A rude table came into the restaurant I worked at and the server was super pissed about them and just ranting. I said, trying to be supportive, "If they ever come back, I'm gonna bust a nut!"
That was about eight years ago and I still think about it probably once a week and burst out laughing.
DerPickler on May 20th, 2020 at 02:09 UTC »
I thought gang bang was a gang fight and used it at the dinner table... I'll never forget my mom's look after I said "I feel like I'm getting gang banged over here" at a table of girls.
PickleInDaButt on May 20th, 2020 at 04:12 UTC »
I thought boner meant a form of a wedgie. I told my sister I had a boner when we were stuck in traffic one day. She simply said “Don’t tell me that.”