I thought "bust a nut" meant beat someone up until I was 22... I still lose sleep over the uncomfortable situations I created by using that phrase.
Edit for requested example: I kept this to myself for about seven years before I told one person. The people involved never acknowledged anything was wrong with the situation.
A rude table came into the restaurant I worked at and the server was super pissed about them and just ranting. I said, trying to be supportive, "If they ever come back, I'm gonna bust a nut!"
That was about eight years ago and I still think about it probably once a week and burst out laughing.
I thought gang bang was a gang fight and used it at the dinner table... I'll never forget my mom's look after I said "I feel like I'm getting gang banged over here" at a table of girls.
One time we had to write anonymous questions and hand them in for sex Ed class. Mid Q&A the teacher calls my name ... I go white. He tells me I handed in my math homework by mistake. So I walk up and hand my folded up paper with the question on in and get my homework. Instead of adding the paper to the bowl of anonymous questions he just opens it and everyone got hear exactly what I asked. " What is cum?"
sarcastic_patriot on May 20th, 2020 at 00:55 UTC »
I thought "bust a nut" meant beat someone up until I was 22... I still lose sleep over the uncomfortable situations I created by using that phrase.
Edit for requested example: I kept this to myself for about seven years before I told one person. The people involved never acknowledged anything was wrong with the situation.
A rude table came into the restaurant I worked at and the server was super pissed about them and just ranting. I said, trying to be supportive, "If they ever come back, I'm gonna bust a nut!"
That was about eight years ago and I still think about it probably once a week and burst out laughing.
DerPickler on May 20th, 2020 at 02:09 UTC »
I thought gang bang was a gang fight and used it at the dinner table... I'll never forget my mom's look after I said "I feel like I'm getting gang banged over here" at a table of girls.
w0lfatthed00r45 on May 20th, 2020 at 03:01 UTC »
One time we had to write anonymous questions and hand them in for sex Ed class. Mid Q&A the teacher calls my name ... I go white. He tells me I handed in my math homework by mistake. So I walk up and hand my folded up paper with the question on in and get my homework. Instead of adding the paper to the bowl of anonymous questions he just opens it and everyone got hear exactly what I asked. " What is cum?"