Watch out, we got a badass over here

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hanzo615 on May 15th, 2020 at 10:49 UTC »

I dont get the whole "knock on my door" thing. Like a bunch of men in black are going to show up at your door with a needle. This dude most likely watches videos of people getting assaulted and says "oh man if i was there" but in reality he'll just apologize and tell his friends he did the right thing by "deescalating"

AgreeablePie on May 15th, 2020 at 11:32 UTC »

Wouldn't they see the door first?

RiggzBoson on May 15th, 2020 at 13:02 UTC »

With these images, it's always fun to picture the scene when it was taken.

Alone in his bedroom, holding a gun in one hand, awkwardly holding his phone in the other hand at arm's length. Trying different facial expressions. Full brow furrow? Too many wrinkles. Pout? Too effeminate. Teeth bared? Nah, he's self-conscious about his substandard dental hygiene. He decides to go for the textbook frown.

His mother yells his name from downstairs. His dinner is ready. He responds, telling her he will be down soon.

He enters the caption about vaccines - a weak cover story for what he really is saying; "I have a gun."

With a surge of adrenaline, he hits 'post.'