Jesus wouldn’t wear a mask because he would have to shave his beard

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CmdrNorthpaw on May 13rd, 2020 at 10:05 UTC »

He would totally wear a mask He would probably be vaccinated Maybe he wouldn't observe social distancing, but he would only do that if there was something more important than that. He's not an entitled douchebag like this guy/gal.

DragonDrawer14 on May 13rd, 2020 at 10:38 UTC »

He would probably be the one TELLING people to wear masks and do social distancing

doxxshepard on May 13rd, 2020 at 10:54 UTC »

I reckon if Jesus was quarantined, he'd be making real good use of his water - wine power.