KillerVanDrake on May 3rd, 2020 at 03:22 UTC »
I prefer the tomato method:
Strength is how hard you can throw a tomato,
Dexterity is the ability to cut a tomato without cutting yourself,
Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato,
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit,
While Wisdom is knowing not to put in in a fruit salad,
Charisma is the ability to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.
And as a bonus, luck is the your ability to find a tomato in a field of potatoes.
TShara_Q on May 3rd, 2020 at 03:25 UTC »
Maybe he wants people to sell so he can do a cheap buyback?
IronSavage3 on May 3rd, 2020 at 04:30 UTC »
Elon’s little quarantine breakdown sure has provided some good material for this sub.
KillerVanDrake on May 3rd, 2020 at 03:22 UTC »
I prefer the tomato method:
Strength is how hard you can throw a tomato,
Dexterity is the ability to cut a tomato without cutting yourself,
Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato,
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit,
While Wisdom is knowing not to put in in a fruit salad,
Charisma is the ability to sell a tomato-based fruit salad.
And as a bonus, luck is the your ability to find a tomato in a field of potatoes.
TShara_Q on May 3rd, 2020 at 03:25 UTC »
Maybe he wants people to sell so he can do a cheap buyback?
IronSavage3 on May 3rd, 2020 at 04:30 UTC »
Elon’s little quarantine breakdown sure has provided some good material for this sub.