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raunaqdabaws on April 19th, 2020 at 16:55 UTC »

A pizza delivery worker in my city got coronavirus. No one's ordering food now

savwatson13 on April 19th, 2020 at 16:59 UTC »

I delivered in a tornado once.

The wind suddenly got insane, blowing branches everywhere. It was so dark and the rain was so heavy, I couldn’t see anything. I had just pulled up to my stop, luckily (and had luckily just gotten my tires changed). Guy tipped me twenty.

I got back to the store and my boss (general manager) is yelling “DUDE THERE WAS A TORNADO WHAT THE CRAP IM NOT SENDING MY DRIVERS BACK OUT THERE”

The area manager made us go back out there

seirfemdeef on April 19th, 2020 at 17:29 UTC »

"Boss, I delivered the pizza despite the journey matching the plot of 1917. Can I have a raise?"

"What a hero...."

"So can I-"

"What a brAVE MINIMUM WAGED HERO"