jbeldham on April 19th, 2020 at 04:12 UTC »
"Hi, I'm a deadly assassin who knows several martial arts styles. For maximum movement I wear yoga pants that really emphasize my perfectly toned butt"
Teddyismydawg on April 19th, 2020 at 06:29 UTC »
the skimpier the armor, the more effective it is*. if RPGs have taught me anything.
*unless you’re a guy, then it’s all in shoulder pad size and spikes
sentientketchup on April 19th, 2020 at 06:31 UTC »
"I'm running from a T-Rex in stilettos. They don't slow me down at all."
jbeldham on April 19th, 2020 at 04:12 UTC »
"Hi, I'm a deadly assassin who knows several martial arts styles. For maximum movement I wear yoga pants that really emphasize my perfectly toned butt"
Teddyismydawg on April 19th, 2020 at 06:29 UTC »
the skimpier the armor, the more effective it is*. if RPGs have taught me anything.
*unless you’re a guy, then it’s all in shoulder pad size and spikes
sentientketchup on April 19th, 2020 at 06:31 UTC »
"I'm running from a T-Rex in stilettos. They don't slow me down at all."