The first time my cat escaped I panicked and left out toys and a whole box of cat treats, a giant box of greenies. I went back inside to grab some cat nip and the box was gone some old fat guy was walking away and I had to chase him, he was so out of shape couldn’t run. When I got to him he acted all confused as if he didn’t know he had stolen them.
MadFamousLove on April 15th, 2020 at 23:52 UTC »
she felt welcome to it clearly.
Digyo on April 16th, 2020 at 00:10 UTC »
Some fucker stole my doormat once. It was my Superman, "Fortress of Solitude" mat.
Fucking punk knocked on my door, went on and on about how much he liked it, then tried to sell me shit. Dick.
Shortly thereafter it was missing.
It has been 20 years and I'm still actively bitter.
I bought it during the Warner Bros Stores close out sale. Impossible to replace.
I still have my Batcave one, but no way I can risk putting it out.
bigwaterbottles on April 16th, 2020 at 02:40 UTC »
The first time my cat escaped I panicked and left out toys and a whole box of cat treats, a giant box of greenies. I went back inside to grab some cat nip and the box was gone some old fat guy was walking away and I had to chase him, he was so out of shape couldn’t run. When I got to him he acted all confused as if he didn’t know he had stolen them.