We were talking about cells and the teacher said “how do cells multiply?” And I said “when a cell and another cell love each other very much...” a truly unforgettable moment.
in the 5th or 6th grade, we watched a puberty video. afterwards, we went to lunch. My class was in line before we got in the line for trays (still in the hallway). In the middle of the hallway there was a chair with ranch dressing under it (I suspect someone spilled ranch dressing and the chair was a makeshift "wet floor" sign). incoming my one liner
"hey, that chair had a wet dream"
one person heard it (the popular comedian) and told it as his own. All the guys laughed for a little while.
I don't think anyone knew it was my joke (I had no friends)
SeamusOS on April 12nd, 2020 at 23:08 UTC »
We were talking about cells and the teacher said “how do cells multiply?” And I said “when a cell and another cell love each other very much...” a truly unforgettable moment.
Adam-West on April 12nd, 2020 at 23:27 UTC »
Welcome home to the impossible flavour of adolescent popularity. Welcome home to simple ricks.
wildlyinadequate on April 13rd, 2020 at 00:22 UTC »
in the 5th or 6th grade, we watched a puberty video. afterwards, we went to lunch. My class was in line before we got in the line for trays (still in the hallway). In the middle of the hallway there was a chair with ranch dressing under it (I suspect someone spilled ranch dressing and the chair was a makeshift "wet floor" sign). incoming my one liner
"hey, that chair had a wet dream"
one person heard it (the popular comedian) and told it as his own. All the guys laughed for a little while.
I don't think anyone knew it was my joke (I had no friends)