My submission for dumbest way to injure yourself: I burnt my hand taking tomato soup out of the microwave. The toast I was making popped up and it scared me.

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image showing My submission for dumbest way to injure yourself: I burnt my hand taking tomato soup out of the microwave. The toast I was making popped up and it scared me.

thanxbro on April 9th, 2020 at 12:00 UTC »

Does that toaster run on a diesel engine?

Infidus_Imperator on April 9th, 2020 at 12:46 UTC »

That is an unreasonably large toaster lol. Sorry about your injury.

serosis on April 9th, 2020 at 14:06 UTC »

Actually the dumbest way to burn yourself is to say out loud, "Is this hot?" then proceed to touch a very hot thing.