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Ghimel on March 31st, 2020 at 14:06 UTC »

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

KorrectingYou on March 31st, 2020 at 15:19 UTC »

It has a lot of similarities to the flu. Being an infectious disease caused by a virus that affects the respiratory system, for example.

In the same way, the GAU-8/A 30mm autocannon on which the USAF A-10 Warthog is mounted has a lot of similarities to a Colt M1911 pistol. Both use an explosive charge to propel a bullet down a barrel towards a target at high velocity, for example.

The Colt M1911 pistol has probably killed way more people since 1911 than the GAU-8/A. The Colt M1911 probably kills more people every year worldwide.

But if you tell me there's a GAU-8/A pandemic this year, I'm staying inside, despite the similarities to Grandpa's old pistol, thank you very much.

ofteninabathtub on March 31st, 2020 at 15:30 UTC »

I think sometimes people think the ‘flu’ is just a cold. I almost died from the flu when I was a healthy 20 year old, 48 hours in, lost my vision (temporarily) due to the lack of oxygen my brain was receiving. The flu is dangerous.