If it's a chili evening, grab a clean pair of your wife's pajamas and throw them in the dryer for a bit. Then present the lovely, warm, cozy pajamas to her. This is a nice gesture that will distract her from the fact that you just ate all the haagen-dazs.
Look at Miss Fancypants over here, changing her clothes and apparently sticking to a routine that allows her to reasonably assess the passage of time. Fucking bougie bitch, over here.
missmissie67 on March 26th, 2020 at 01:31 UTC »
True story. I've also been home two separate times sick for months and it was the same deal. I've lived so much of this lol
CurlSagan on March 26th, 2020 at 02:18 UTC »
If it's a chili evening, grab a clean pair of your wife's pajamas and throw them in the dryer for a bit. Then present the lovely, warm, cozy pajamas to her. This is a nice gesture that will distract her from the fact that you just ate all the haagen-dazs.
MamieJoJackson on March 26th, 2020 at 02:38 UTC »
Look at Miss Fancypants over here, changing her clothes and apparently sticking to a routine that allows her to reasonably assess the passage of time. Fucking bougie bitch, over here.