Net fix and chill in 1900

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Commander_Orange on March 20th, 2020 at 12:07 UTC »

Yer fond of me lobster, ain't ye?

EDIT: THANK YOU! These are my first ever awards and they honestly made my day. Thank you guys for making quarantine so joyful. If only I had a steak now...

quietseditionist on March 20th, 2020 at 12:16 UTC »

Milford are you just going to sit there all fucking day smoking that pipe?

olyolyoxenfr33 on March 20th, 2020 at 13:31 UTC »

HARK! HARK, Triton! HARK! Bellow! Bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths, full foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime. To choke ye! Engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more. Only when he, crowned in cockle shells, with slithering tentacled tails and steaming beard, take off his fell, befitted arm, his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through your gullet! Bursting ye! A bulging blatter no more, but a blasted bloody thing now of nothing for the harpy send the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself. Forgotten to any man, to any time, and unto any God or Devil, forgotten even to the sea. For any stuff, or part of (Winslow), even any scantling of your soul, is (Winslow) no more, but is now itself the sea.