It’s true tho

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ImJustAnnie on March 14th, 2020 at 22:40 UTC »

So when my kids were about 1ish I was on a road trip with them, my mother and my brother. At one point I was waiting to get the twins out until my brother was there to help and he was taking forever, so just the one time I said "hold on, we have to wait for uncle jackass". He has now been called uncle jackass for more then a decade, nothing I did broke them from calling him that.

alexanderyou on March 15th, 2020 at 01:15 UTC »

Apparently when I was a toddler we got to a restaurant right after a whole busload of some religious group got there so there's a huge line. My dad mutters "god damnit" under his breath and my toddler ass starts shouting it repeatedly ofc.

Nautis on March 15th, 2020 at 02:06 UTC »

When I saw guardians of the galaxy and there was that scene where rocket goes "here we are, standing around like a bunch of jackasses" there was a toddler in the theater who just yelled out "jackasses!" right after. The whole theater was cracking up for like 2 solid minutes.