Because sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe... and I'll wipe. A hundred times. Still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something.
Was there the other day- it was funny because people were buying up toilet paper/water- however the hand soap was fully stocked and seemed not popular at all. Hand soap is what people realistically should be buying.
I was there to buy steaks but ended up caving and buying two bushels of toilet paper. Guess worst case scenario I am just stocked up for the next year.
SaintVanilla on March 6th, 2020 at 15:49 UTC »
Because sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe... and I'll wipe. A hundred times. Still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something.
awesome357 on March 6th, 2020 at 15:56 UTC »
Quick, buy stock in bidets.
HighSideSwitcher on March 6th, 2020 at 16:29 UTC »
Was there the other day- it was funny because people were buying up toilet paper/water- however the hand soap was fully stocked and seemed not popular at all. Hand soap is what people realistically should be buying.
I was there to buy steaks but ended up caving and buying two bushels of toilet paper. Guess worst case scenario I am just stocked up for the next year.