Unless it's one of the towels with a shit ton of embroidery or designs.
Those fuckers don't dry anything.
You think you're being a bad ass rebel. A take no bullshit hand towel using motherfucker. Only to find out the decorative shit absorbs nothing. NOTHING.
So you wipe your hands on your pants, or if you feel Alpha you shake water everywhere, especially the mirror to show your host her towel fuckery means nothing to you.
ProtonCanon on March 7th, 2020 at 01:43 UTC »
If you didn't want them used, don't hang them up.
ockhamsdragon on March 7th, 2020 at 01:53 UTC »
Unless it's one of the towels with a shit ton of embroidery or designs.
Those fuckers don't dry anything.
You think you're being a bad ass rebel. A take no bullshit hand towel using motherfucker. Only to find out the decorative shit absorbs nothing. NOTHING.
So you wipe your hands on your pants, or if you feel Alpha you shake water everywhere, especially the mirror to show your host her towel fuckery means nothing to you.
NoOneDiesTonight on March 7th, 2020 at 02:09 UTC »
Decorative towels are so useless, second only to drawers that don’t open.