Thumbs0fDestiny on March 6th, 2020 at 08:54 UTC »
The only real attempt here is to troll. And it was successful. GOP teens is a satire account.
egus on March 6th, 2020 at 09:11 UTC »
It's probably the correct answer too.
A fucking air powered nail gun would've been his best miracle.
Edit :baby jesus built his own manger with a fucking Bosch frame nailer.
Edit two: if Jesus had a nail gun his carpentry business would've been so successful he never would have time to kick it with the apostles.
Edit three: The Church Of Jesus H. Christ tm would still be standing today.
hot_dog245 on March 6th, 2020 at 09:50 UTC »
well Jesus was a carpenter, he would've been hyped
Thumbs0fDestiny on March 6th, 2020 at 08:54 UTC »
The only real attempt here is to troll. And it was successful. GOP teens is a satire account.
egus on March 6th, 2020 at 09:11 UTC »
It's probably the correct answer too.
A fucking air powered nail gun would've been his best miracle.
Edit :baby jesus built his own manger with a fucking Bosch frame nailer.
Edit two: if Jesus had a nail gun his carpentry business would've been so successful he never would have time to kick it with the apostles.
Edit three: The Church Of Jesus H. Christ tm would still be standing today.
hot_dog245 on March 6th, 2020 at 09:50 UTC »
well Jesus was a carpenter, he would've been hyped