I shared a restaurant bathroom with him once. He was washing his hands while I was using the urinal and I let one rip. I was embarrassed and said “excuse me.” Without missing a beat, he said, “Hey man, you gotta watch out for those ducks. I stepped on one before you walked in.” Absolute legend.
din7 on March 5th, 2020 at 06:04 UTC »
Danny Devito is one of the best of us.
I might go so far as to say he's /u/GovSchwarzenegger's twin.
Edit: typo
MrNikolaT on March 5th, 2020 at 06:34 UTC »
She should have stuck him to a Roomba and let him loose. Could even dance with Danny if he wandered onto the dance floor.
fupa_punch on March 5th, 2020 at 06:48 UTC »
I shared a restaurant bathroom with him once. He was washing his hands while I was using the urinal and I let one rip. I was embarrassed and said “excuse me.” Without missing a beat, he said, “Hey man, you gotta watch out for those ducks. I stepped on one before you walked in.” Absolute legend.