PhilPipedown on February 28th, 2020 at 12:21 UTC »
Me: I see all these people watching me throw this ball.
College: yes, they love it.
Me: They're also wearing my jersey, just like other football players.
College: Again, thanks. Sales doubled since you got here.
Me: wheres my cut?
College: you're an amateur you can't get paid.
MythicalWarrior78 on February 28th, 2020 at 13:11 UTC »
What if i can play never gonna give you up on a saxophone?
__GayFish__ on February 28th, 2020 at 13:11 UTC »
This was my only incentive to play Football in HS and it worked. Only cost me about 6 lifetimes worth of concussions
PhilPipedown on February 28th, 2020 at 12:21 UTC »
Me: I see all these people watching me throw this ball.
College: yes, they love it.
Me: They're also wearing my jersey, just like other football players.
College: Again, thanks. Sales doubled since you got here.
Me: wheres my cut?
College: you're an amateur you can't get paid.
MythicalWarrior78 on February 28th, 2020 at 13:11 UTC »
What if i can play never gonna give you up on a saxophone?
__GayFish__ on February 28th, 2020 at 13:11 UTC »
This was my only incentive to play Football in HS and it worked. Only cost me about 6 lifetimes worth of concussions