Professionals have standards.

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Johnnadawearsglasses on February 22nd, 2020 at 19:13 UTC »

My plumber always refers to my poopy butt as his permanent employment insurance

thekevo1297 on February 22nd, 2020 at 19:41 UTC »

Keeping Cats and Chickens around on a farm works wonders. No ticks and no mice.

FlowRiderBob on February 22nd, 2020 at 21:18 UTC »

My cats love catching mice. But they are too well-fed to go for the kill. So they just end up walking around with a tiny screaming animal in their mouth. It really makes it difficult to get to sleep if I am being honest. Also, I guess I need to call an exterminator.