He’s my child

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spacecadet6966 on February 23rd, 2020 at 15:06 UTC »

Those 2 months were hard labour.

Apocalypse_Wolf on February 23rd, 2020 at 15:38 UTC »

ah you see his mother and i, we go a long way back to a shelter in new jersey. she didnt have any pants on, and soon i didnt either

acreativeredditlogin on February 23rd, 2020 at 16:25 UTC »

Someone once asked me if I adopted my dog and without missing a beat I told them “no, I gave live birth.” They didn’t find it nearly as funny as I did

Edit: I’m a male too which made it extra funny