"Perseus was the son of Danae and Zeus, who came to Danae in the form of a golden spring. It was foretold to Danae's father, Acrisius the King of Argos, that Danae's son would kill him. So Acrisius locked his daughter away in a bronze chamber, but Zeus transformed into a shower of gold and impregnated her anyway."
DMking on February 22nd, 2020 at 14:52 UTC »
Zeus was hornier than all of twitter combined
UnlikelySmoothie on February 22nd, 2020 at 14:58 UTC »
There is a surprisingly large number of Greek heroes descended from Zeus because he couldn't keep it in his pants.
ketlourd on February 22nd, 2020 at 15:58 UTC »
"Perseus was the son of Danae and Zeus, who came to Danae in the form of a golden spring. It was foretold to Danae's father, Acrisius the King of Argos, that Danae's son would kill him. So Acrisius locked his daughter away in a bronze chamber, but Zeus transformed into a shower of gold and impregnated her anyway."
https://www.ancient.eu/Medusa/
Man literally transformed himself into a liquid just to fuck. Damn.