My mom thinks im on drugs because I left the toilet seat up and got a C in one class

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mela_99 on February 19th, 2020 at 13:26 UTC »

This is the news story we deserve - the frightening connection between the toilet seat and the drug trade.

Tell her you’ll be happy to get drug tested if she agrees to a psych evaluation

Yarkris on February 19th, 2020 at 13:58 UTC »

Lol are you Clyde Donovan? Just be careful that your mom doesn’t get sucked into the toilet like his mom

gamingnglitter on February 19th, 2020 at 16:44 UTC »

I remember when I asked mom if I could have a second ear piercing. Just slightly higher on my lobes than the basic ear piercing. I though the tiny diamonds and then the bigger ones below looked pretty. Her eyes got real big and she said "ARE YOU HAVING SEX?!"