Florida city shuts down part of a park due to annual snake orgy

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(CNN) Things got quite sssspicy near Lake Hollingsworth in Lakeland, Florida, this week.

After residents began reporting snake sightings to the Lakeland Parks and Recreation Department, the department and the city's Public Works Department began investigating.

Turns out it's mating season for the Florida water snake, officials said, and a large group snakes have gathered near the lake for a giant orgy. Caution tape was put up around the area to increase public awareness of the snake orgy.

"It appears they have congregated for mating," the department said in a Facebook post . "They are non-venomous and generally not aggressive as long as people do not disturb them."

Once mating season is over, the department said the snakes should go their separate ways.

yyz_guy on February 16th, 2020 at 00:27 UTC »

Tomorrow’s headline: Florida Man arrested for distributing snake porn

GhostOfMikeStoops on February 16th, 2020 at 00:10 UTC »

Snake orgy is all you have to say to get clicks

rygore on February 16th, 2020 at 00:09 UTC »

Things got quite sssspicy near Lake Hollingsworth in Lakeland, Florida, this week.

Incredible opening sentence. Journalism at its finest here.