My experience apartment hunting

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MapleFest on February 10th, 2020 at 13:44 UTC »

Add to the list “we’re considered a boutique apartment for our size and outstanding service...only 400 units to 2 maintenance people!”

At what size are you not a “boutique” ?

madogvelkor on February 10th, 2020 at 14:42 UTC »

There are some real luxury apartments near me, but you're right that every place built in the last 20 years claims to be luxury.

The real luxury ones have things like rooftop heated pools, pet spas, on site grocery stores, concierge service, real gyms, co-work spaces, rooftop lounges, theaters, game rooms, party spaces.

KnotHanSolo on February 10th, 2020 at 15:04 UTC »

“Sunny” == dark, subterranean

“Cozy” == cramped

“Quirky” == horrible design

“Unique” == awful paint