And swearing to your momma that it’s clean.

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Lance-from-Perth on February 8th, 2020 at 16:32 UTC »

Seriously though, how in the fuck do you get spaghetti sauce off containers?? I’m just gonna buy a bunch of orange containers specifically for spaghetti sauce 🤷🏼‍♂️

throwaway59664 on February 8th, 2020 at 16:48 UTC »

Trump is so anti-socialism he's even against the even distribution of spray tan on his face

sardonic_chronic on February 8th, 2020 at 16:48 UTC »

His spray tan line is so defined, it looks like somebody fucked up on Photoshop. But nope, it’s real.