The gorilla is finished

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HypotheticalParallel on February 7th, 2020 at 06:18 UTC »

Can a professional fighter win in a fight against a gorilla?

Short answer: No

nachtwyrm on February 7th, 2020 at 06:41 UTC »

this guy can't even survive 10 minutes with the english language.

catgenitals on February 7th, 2020 at 08:35 UTC »

Years ago at the Johannesburg zoo a guy was fleeing from police after robbing and raping someone in the area near by. This guy then had the bright idea to escape into the zoo, directly into the gorilla enclosure, he shot Max, the gorilla, 3 times in the chest, which I assume just made him angrier and Max then proceeded to beat the crap out of him, bite one of the pursuing police officers and break the bones of 2 other officers. Max was taken to a near by hospital for surgery, made a full recovery and became a local hero until his peaceful death from old age. So even if you are a career criminal with a gun, it is highly unlikely you will be able to fight a gorilla.

Edit: clarified that it was the gorilla who became a local hero, the criminal got put in prison for rape, robbery and grievous harm to a gorilla. Also the guy was charged with rape but did not commit that rape that day, only burglary.