I don't feel Geralt is the best guy to go to for break up advice. So your supernaturally hot sorceress girlfriend broke up with you? Ok go bang her best friend, or that other supernaturally hot sorceress hiding in the woods with a magical hot tub, or the rightful Duchess or the commoner red head or that chick thats really good at gwent you saved from a vampire. Don't get down there are always more supernaturally hot women in the sea. (probably literally I wouldn't put it past Geralt to bang a mermaid)
BenIsProbablyAngry on January 30th, 2020 at 18:13 UTC »
Except it's more like "you're starting again but you're fatter"
IceChomp on January 30th, 2020 at 19:13 UTC »
I got dumped on Monday, so I appreciate this. Have a good day mate.
mousicle on January 30th, 2020 at 20:01 UTC »
I don't feel Geralt is the best guy to go to for break up advice. So your supernaturally hot sorceress girlfriend broke up with you? Ok go bang her best friend, or that other supernaturally hot sorceress hiding in the woods with a magical hot tub, or the rightful Duchess or the commoner red head or that chick thats really good at gwent you saved from a vampire. Don't get down there are always more supernaturally hot women in the sea. (probably literally I wouldn't put it past Geralt to bang a mermaid)