So this one time I was at an outdoor party at a coworkers house, I ran inside to use the washroom and a lady was standing in the kitchen with her head nearly completely wrapped in plastic wrap, just her mouth exposed. We made eye contact and she just immediately yells “ONIONS” at me as I continue past the kitchen. It was so surreal and I could tell by the look on her face that she had intended that humiliation to only be between her and God.
bossnation21 on January 13rd, 2020 at 06:14 UTC »
She flexes so hard that the onions cry
LeTigron on January 13rd, 2020 at 08:57 UTC »
I wear contact lenses. Onions can't do anything against me !
averytallchameleon on January 13rd, 2020 at 09:37 UTC »
So this one time I was at an outdoor party at a coworkers house, I ran inside to use the washroom and a lady was standing in the kitchen with her head nearly completely wrapped in plastic wrap, just her mouth exposed. We made eye contact and she just immediately yells “ONIONS” at me as I continue past the kitchen. It was so surreal and I could tell by the look on her face that she had intended that humiliation to only be between her and God.