It's very simple: divide your age by 2 and add 7. Date people older than that, and you're not a creep.
But also divide their age by 2 and add 7. If you're younger than that, they're a creep.
Corollaries:
If you're under 14, nobody can date you without being a creep.
If you're 14, you can date other 14-year-olds and that's it.
If you live to 100, you can date anyone between 57 and 186. But don't date someone who's 200, because if they want to date you then they're a pedophile.
Son_of_Mogh on January 6th, 2020 at 13:57 UTC »
That's pretty good, but you have to jump on your own grenade.
legionsanity on January 6th, 2020 at 15:36 UTC »
Why even call him just a pedo? He's a full on groomer and child rapist and that's what he is, right?
AMaskedAvenger on January 6th, 2020 at 16:15 UTC »
It's very simple: divide your age by 2 and add 7. Date people older than that, and you're not a creep.
But also divide their age by 2 and add 7. If you're younger than that, they're a creep.
Corollaries:
If you're under 14, nobody can date you without being a creep.
If you're 14, you can date other 14-year-olds and that's it.
If you live to 100, you can date anyone between 57 and 186. But don't date someone who's 200, because if they want to date you then they're a pedophile.