No wonder they always take so long

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JoJackthewonderskunk on January 5th, 2020 at 01:13 UTC »

Black phillip!

ivegotthebreadsticks on January 5th, 2020 at 01:23 UTC »

Alright who snitched

Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 on January 5th, 2020 at 01:59 UTC »

Bar and club bathrooms are like charging pods for sisterhood. You can be having the worst day and some woman with a broken heel and is sweating off her makeup will gas you up so hard that you feel like saving the world. * Things I've done in/after going to women's restrooms: * Changed dresses with someone * Helped vacate several different bad dates * Held hair while someone puked or they held mine * Made a best friend * Met a girlfriend * Gotten a bomb ass recipe * Been talked out of crying or helped someone stop crying * Recruited into a fight * Recruited into a job * Gotten a makeover and learned how to put on falsies * Given/gotten "emergency shoes"