I used to have a picture with Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

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SAlovicious on January 4th, 2020 at 00:43 UTC »

Is that a picture of you when you were younger?

oh_bruddah on January 4th, 2020 at 01:44 UTC »

one more: I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.

dej0ta on January 4th, 2020 at 02:11 UTC »

"One time I was in a submarine but instead of a periscope we had a kaleidoscope...Oh shit! We're surrounded!"

Nobody ever quotes this one and it's one of my favorites.