The Monday after Columbine I was told I was part of the Trenchcoat Mafia and had a hit list, and that I was going to shoot up the school with the shotgun I had in my locker. Administration had the cops come in, root through my locker while I was locked in a small 6x8 room. Then they went through all my pockets and patted me down. When I got home from school, my dad told me they cops came and ransacked the house looking for bombs and guns.
All of this because in the winter, I wore a dark blue overcoat when it was cold.
In 4th grade I went on a 2 week vacation and missed school and my best friend told everyone at school that I had moved to Russia. Everyone believed it. In 5th grade I went on vacation again and he told everyone that I died. They believed it again.
AlmostSherlock on December 29th, 2019 at 15:01 UTC »
The Monday after Columbine I was told I was part of the Trenchcoat Mafia and had a hit list, and that I was going to shoot up the school with the shotgun I had in my locker. Administration had the cops come in, root through my locker while I was locked in a small 6x8 room. Then they went through all my pockets and patted me down. When I got home from school, my dad told me they cops came and ransacked the house looking for bombs and guns.
All of this because in the winter, I wore a dark blue overcoat when it was cold.
Omsus on December 29th, 2019 at 15:33 UTC »
In elementary school I shared that my father's sibling married my mother's sibling. Cue incest rumors.
landonr99 on December 29th, 2019 at 15:37 UTC »
In 4th grade I went on a 2 week vacation and missed school and my best friend told everyone at school that I had moved to Russia. Everyone believed it. In 5th grade I went on vacation again and he told everyone that I died. They believed it again.