I would know

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ADHDecay on December 28th, 2019 at 04:28 UTC »

Could you elaborate on that title please?

Holmes02 on December 28th, 2019 at 04:58 UTC »

If you EVER get offered FREE CANDY by a STRANGER just remember: CANDY is EXPENSIVE and if they DON’T have your favorite BRAND, GET in the CAR with them and DRIVE to the local mart to PICK SOME UP.

1337balls on December 28th, 2019 at 07:40 UTC »

I was almost kidnapped when I was like 8. I was at the mall and someone asked me to hand these keys to someone in the car right outside. Being a stupid 8 year old and thinking I was being super helpful to these random adults I took the keys and almost got to the car but at the last moment the hair stood up on the back of my neck and I knew something was very wrong. I just tossed the keys through the car window and ran and they took off in the car. I told the security guard and later they told my parents that they'd actually tried the same thing weeks earlier but tried to grab the kid. Everything seemed absolutely normal until that last moment.