fat tony

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RamsesThePigeon on December 23rd, 2019 at 20:14 UTC »

"Alright, Brutus, how's our old friend doing?"

"Fat Tony ain't around anymore, boss."

"Ah, that's..."

"He's Moderately Overweight Tony now."

"... Sorry, Brutus, what was that?"

"I did like you told me, boss: I took care of him."

"You're a good boy, Brutus. Thick, but good."

"Thanks, boss."

"Fat T... er, Moderately Overweight Tony still needs some attention, though."

"You got it, boss."

"We understand each other this time? See to it that he sleeps with the fish."

"Can do, boss."

"... Tell me exactly what you're going to do, Brutus."

"I'm going to dress up like a fish, boss."

"You're a good boy, Brutus. Just buy him dinner first."

OnTheList-YouTube on December 23rd, 2019 at 21:10 UTC »

Now it's Fit Tony

Aztro4 on December 23rd, 2019 at 22:37 UTC »

I'm taking this as a sign. I wanted to lose 80lbs and decided today was the day I started. My name's Tony so the time is now :)