Won't let him lick the inside of a dustpan, so he's been throwing a fit for a half hour now.

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elmturner on December 13rd, 2019 at 12:51 UTC »

My son recently learned how to climb up on the couch and he gets so mad when I won't let him just nosedive off of it. I don't understand how he doesn't understand that I'm just trying to keep him alive. but that's where we are

deuteranopia on December 13rd, 2019 at 13:09 UTC »

Conversely, you could dust it with powdered sugar every time, and just let him lick it. Then when he's older, he'll think it's cool to lick dustpans and he'll get a rude awakening.

RougeUn on December 13rd, 2019 at 14:59 UTC »

My wife and I were babysitting before we had kids. The kid got a hold of a red pepper jar. My wife "super tightened it" and said "If you can open it have as much as you like". Next thing you know we have a screaming toddler with a mouth full of red pepper. We all learned lessons that day.