My wife thinks she funny. Had my vasectomy today.

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TheRealIosefka on December 11st, 2019 at 01:48 UTC »

All I got was a bag of frozen peas

fubbleskag on December 11st, 2019 at 02:07 UTC »

Two pieces of advice

If you're experiencing pain/discomfort, try tighter underwear or a jock strap without the cup. This was night/day for me the first two days.

When you're ready to start using it again, rub a couple out in private. Depending on the method of your procedure it's possible there will be dead blood in your ejaculate. It's like a black sludge that she never needs to witness.

SianPursglove on December 11st, 2019 at 03:11 UTC »

After watching paternity court and finding out 90% of men who had a vasectomy didn’t go to the follow up appointments at 3 months and a year to make sure their sperm count is zero, so please do your follow ups!