Depressed? Ok how about we just get you allll the way up to feeling nothing. Hope you weren’t really into having orgasms because they are offline for the duration of this treatment.
Anxious? You got it dude. Here’s a pill for short term attacks that is incredibly addictive and you can’t drive or even hardly stay awake while you’re on it. For the long term stuff here’s a medication that turns you into like a zombie but also even stupider. Hope your brand new lack of short term memory doesn’t get you shitcanned at work because without insurance these babies will set you back hundreds of dollars.
NBA_MSG on December 10th, 2019 at 09:08 UTC »
Rich financial analysts: I don't get it, the economy is really strong
bottomfishbananas on December 10th, 2019 at 11:06 UTC »
To me, this roughly translates as:
Rise in U.S suicides brings around opportunity for Pharmaceutical companies to make more money.
phalseprofits on December 10th, 2019 at 11:48 UTC »
I, for one, would really like those better drugs.
Depressed? Ok how about we just get you allll the way up to feeling nothing. Hope you weren’t really into having orgasms because they are offline for the duration of this treatment.
Anxious? You got it dude. Here’s a pill for short term attacks that is incredibly addictive and you can’t drive or even hardly stay awake while you’re on it. For the long term stuff here’s a medication that turns you into like a zombie but also even stupider. Hope your brand new lack of short term memory doesn’t get you shitcanned at work because without insurance these babies will set you back hundreds of dollars.