How else would you eat them?

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turing_test_13 on December 2nd, 2019 at 20:06 UTC »

and dinner was going so well, until she read the receipt...

b1gtym1n on December 2nd, 2019 at 21:09 UTC »

I had an ex who hated tomatoes. Even with pizza, we would have to order "light sauce" to appease her. One time, when ordering from my favorite place, I thought to myself "Fuck this. I am ordering normally". We get the pizza and we are enjoying it and my ex chimes in "Isn't this way better with light sauce?". I said "No, this is way better cause it has the normal amount of sauce". She laughed like I was kidding, but when she found out I was serious, she acted more betrayed than if I had cheated on her. Her embarrassment of knowing that she was enjoying normal pizza, after floating that bullshit line made her furious.

treemister1 on December 2nd, 2019 at 22:41 UTC »

I AM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THEM WITH THE SKIN DEE! I AM NOT ALLOWED!