Edit: If you woke up tomorrow as your D&D character (but in the real world) how would your life change? I'll turn one or two of my fav answers into a cartoon :)
As much as i'd like to be filthy Rich, I don't know if being a level 20 Paladin Dwarf, who has an entire order named after him, Who's entire purpose in life is to Genocide all the Chromatic Dragons (Already murdered Tiamat). Kinda *Don't* want to be Fantasy Equivalent of Hitler and Nazi Germany.
![image showing Well...can't argue with results....[OC]](3848edbe-084a-5017-81d3-5ee2c7b28001.jpg)
Grabatreetron on November 26th, 2019 at 12:04 UTC »
Is that a chalice, sir?
Yes, ociffer.
And what’s in it?
Wine? \hic* No, wait, s-s-s-blood. Blood mixed w-with wine?*
I’m going to need you to step out of the...wagon, sir.
How \hic* about...INTIMIDATION!! (draws replica Glamdring from that shop in the mall)*
Drop the weapon! Now!!
(rolls dice) Sorry, officer, that’s a nat 20.
What??
I go free. It says so in the, uh, what's the PHB except for real life? The Constitution!
(plug for the ol’ D&D cartoon Instagram)
Edit: If you woke up tomorrow as your D&D character (but in the real world) how would your life change? I'll turn one or two of my fav answers into a cartoon :)
mateuszmatijot on November 26th, 2019 at 12:51 UTC »
As much as i'd like to be filthy Rich, I don't know if being a level 20 Paladin Dwarf, who has an entire order named after him, Who's entire purpose in life is to Genocide all the Chromatic Dragons (Already murdered Tiamat). Kinda *Don't* want to be Fantasy Equivalent of Hitler and Nazi Germany.
NoslOOlson on November 26th, 2019 at 13:17 UTC »
I can’t tell if the goose is checking on you, or egging you on....