I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.
Stanley's officr retirement party should have been him and the pretzel guy in the conference room for 6 hours with a massive crossword puzzle. This picture would have been the last shot we get of Stanley before he rides off into the sunset bound for Florida.
tacobelley on November 14th, 2019 at 23:24 UTC »
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.
-kingnoble- on November 14th, 2019 at 23:43 UTC »
Only 365 more days, until the next pretzel day.
newjackintheboxsox on November 15th, 2019 at 00:14 UTC »
Stanley's officr retirement party should have been him and the pretzel guy in the conference room for 6 hours with a massive crossword puzzle. This picture would have been the last shot we get of Stanley before he rides off into the sunset bound for Florida.