yogurtrider on November 13rd, 2019 at 12:42 UTC »
Correction: John Wick is the universe where Ted was an orphan from Belarus, joined the Marines and became an assassin.
Anonymous2401 on November 13rd, 2019 at 12:45 UTC »
Alternatively: John Wick is what happened when Neo took the blue pill
JitGoinHam on November 13rd, 2019 at 12:58 UTC »
John Wick seems like a badass. But he is no Ted Logan.
Which one of them defeated superhuman robot assassin clones sent from the future?
Which of them inspired Socrates to make philosophical breakthroughs?
Which one outmaneuvered Death himself using only his wits?
Which one of them has literally been to hell and back?
John Wick couldn’t hold Ted Logan’s jock strap.
yogurtrider on November 13rd, 2019 at 12:42 UTC »
Correction: John Wick is the universe where Ted was an orphan from Belarus, joined the Marines and became an assassin.
Anonymous2401 on November 13rd, 2019 at 12:45 UTC »
Alternatively: John Wick is what happened when Neo took the blue pill
JitGoinHam on November 13rd, 2019 at 12:58 UTC »
John Wick seems like a badass. But he is no Ted Logan.
Which one of them defeated superhuman robot assassin clones sent from the future?
Which of them inspired Socrates to make philosophical breakthroughs?
Which one outmaneuvered Death himself using only his wits?
Which one of them has literally been to hell and back?
John Wick couldn’t hold Ted Logan’s jock strap.