Like ten years ago my waitress said "enjoy your meal" and for no apparent reason I replied "I love you." Keeps me up at night.
Edit: right after I think about the waitress incident while trying to fall asleep, I think about the time nearly 20 years ago when I was working in my college library and was making a display of new releases. I picked up one that I was sure was an older book. It was a WWII biography I was sure I had read before. I held it up to my boss who was across the room. I don't know WHY THE UNIVERSE HATES ME but instead of saying "is this new" I said "is this Jew?" while holding up a WWII biography. And like, kinda loud so she could hear me and the acoustics were particularly good for some reason that day.
She was Jewish. She laughed but oh man did I long for death.
ShanelessMe on November 8th, 2019 at 11:10 UTC »
I would say “my point still stands”
Beekerboogirl on November 8th, 2019 at 12:23 UTC »
Like ten years ago my waitress said "enjoy your meal" and for no apparent reason I replied "I love you." Keeps me up at night.
Edit: right after I think about the waitress incident while trying to fall asleep, I think about the time nearly 20 years ago when I was working in my college library and was making a display of new releases. I picked up one that I was sure was an older book. It was a WWII biography I was sure I had read before. I held it up to my boss who was across the room. I don't know WHY THE UNIVERSE HATES ME but instead of saying "is this new" I said "is this Jew?" while holding up a WWII biography. And like, kinda loud so she could hear me and the acoustics were particularly good for some reason that day.
She was Jewish. She laughed but oh man did I long for death.
SpongeJake on November 8th, 2019 at 12:31 UTC »
“Cool Bluetooth. So are we going to have the sex or what?”