The Daily Populous Saturday November 2nd, 2019 day edition
Farewell, I’ll miss you all. Fractured rib... My unborn baby decided to kick me good morning a little too hard today... he is so grounded when he is born.
On one hand, I'm pretty sure we tell the weak-boned to never reproduce. On the other hand, what broke your bones was your own clearly stronger progeny...
freezedriedhamsters on November 1st, 2019 at 19:22 UTC »
Hopefully your baby doesn’t crumple into a pile of dust during delivery you brittle boned coward
(Congrats and good luck!!)
xwvutsrq on November 1st, 2019 at 20:26 UTC »
... on a more serious note.
Holy fucking shit. Your baby is hardcore.
muffindude414 on November 1st, 2019 at 20:38 UTC »
On one hand, I'm pretty sure we tell the weak-boned to never reproduce. On the other hand, what broke your bones was your own clearly stronger progeny...