Farewell, I’ll miss you all. Fractured rib... My unborn baby decided to kick me good morning a little too hard today... he is so grounded when he is born.

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freezedriedhamsters on November 1st, 2019 at 19:22 UTC »

Hopefully your baby doesn’t crumple into a pile of dust during delivery you brittle boned coward

(Congrats and good luck!!)

xwvutsrq on November 1st, 2019 at 20:26 UTC »

... on a more serious note.

Holy fucking shit. Your baby is hardcore.

muffindude414 on November 1st, 2019 at 20:38 UTC »

On one hand, I'm pretty sure we tell the weak-boned to never reproduce. On the other hand, what broke your bones was your own clearly stronger progeny...