My girlfriend wanted to do a Quidditch costume and told me to dress up as a snitch.

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glass_paperplates on October 31st, 2019 at 17:18 UTC »

She looks embarrassed by what she said

Lanko on October 31st, 2019 at 18:01 UTC »

You know she's only dating you because when you're drunk you have a subtle "Ron Weasely, high on love potion" look about you.

rfs103181 on October 31st, 2019 at 18:49 UTC »

Howard Stern recently asked Snoop what 6x9 could do to redeem himself. Without pause Snoop answered “sheeeit, die and come back as a butterfly”