Left candy outside while putting the baby to bed, within 5ish mins all the candy and the plastic pumpkin holding the candy were stolen. First and only group of kids tonight.

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image showing Left candy outside while putting the baby to bed, within 5ish mins all the candy and the plastic pumpkin holding the candy were stolen. First and only group of kids tonight.

Spaarkr on November 1st, 2019 at 00:33 UTC »

Rookie mistake, you’re supposed to put the bowl inside and eat it all by yourself.

Extra_Taco_Sauce on November 1st, 2019 at 01:02 UTC »

I haven't gotten any kids yet. It's barely 6 pm so I'm hopefully but every year there's less and less kids :( I'm not gonna kidnap the kids, I just wanna see their cute costumes and give them candy :'(

otherfaceinthecrowd on November 1st, 2019 at 01:38 UTC »

I was wearing a monkey mask to give out candy at my house tonight. I offered the bowl to a kid who grabbed a massive handful and immediately tried to go back in for another.

I quickly pulled the bowl away and started making angry monkey noises at him. Kid never said a word to me and his mother just glared at me from her car.