I’m having flashbacks

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Your_Answer_Is_No on October 28th, 2019 at 18:05 UTC »

She didn't say keep you from unsafe conditions, just from harm. So in all technicality you're still in the clear

friggin_todd on October 28th, 2019 at 19:19 UTC »

The funny thing is my mom always prays for my safety that bad people won't do bad things to me. It's apparently never occurred to her that I might be the one to fuck up my own life, or that I might be the bad guy who fucks up someone else's life.

Shoutout to loving mothers everywhere who think the best of their children!

boosted_monkey13 on October 28th, 2019 at 19:50 UTC »

I remember for my 22nd bday I took a huge dab at the stroke of midnight. While I was coughing out my lungs, my mom calls me with my lil bro, dad, and grandma on speaker to sing happy bday. I still don't know why I answered the phone or why none of my friends stopped me.