fully functional husband

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mgov999 on October 25th, 2019 at 17:44 UTC »

Yup. Have come home catching my husband and kids were doing a last minute "disaster clean". Not a full clean, mind you, just enough cleaning so that it was not apparent they had done no cleaning the whole time I was away. (It was apparent.)

HighOnGoofballs on October 25th, 2019 at 18:00 UTC »

I feel like just drinking the beer out of the bottle would be easier

Hickspy on October 25th, 2019 at 22:13 UTC »

Are people actually like this? Is that why so many commercials treat married men like we're functionally unable to do simple maintenance of self and home?

Edit: I'll say for context that I'm marrried, and cleaner than my wife. I have to clean the kitchen twice a week or I just get angry.