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BushWeedCornTrash on October 17th, 2019 at 22:46 UTC »

When I was young, I was a cook at McDs. Every morning an older gentleman would be waiting outside our locked doors waiting to be let in. We called him "Carbon Man". He would order the same thing every day. Large black coffee, 2 biscuits, burned. It didn't matter how you prepared the biscuits he ALWAYS sent it back to be a little more "toasted". So every morning we would send up already burned biscuits, and every morning he would send them back. Then we would give him 2 carbonized hockey pucks, and he would be happy. I imagined the biscuits were essentially charcoal at that point, and absorbing toxins, and the old man owed his longevity to severly burned McDonalds breakfast biscuits and black coffee. My point being, don't be a fucking dick.

griffinsfreakedbean on October 17th, 2019 at 22:56 UTC »

You can always spot someone who's never worked in fast food when they assume the cashier has any control over anything.

werekitty93 on October 17th, 2019 at 23:07 UTC »

When I was a kid, I asked for a hamburger, only ketchup. I got a hamburger with the usual things - pickles, onions, mustard, etc. Took it back and said hamburger only ketchup. Next burger was a hamburger...only pickles. Took it back, cashier got frustrated and made me the burger himself.