55yo 6'8" 300lb bald LA Bodyguard who enjoys sex with female clients. I moonlight as a voice actor and I own a safety business. Made my first million this year. Feeling unbeatable. Knock me down to reality, people.

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WhittleMeThis1 on October 17th, 2019 at 00:16 UTC »

You could've just said fantasy fiction writer.

tirdayershnit on October 17th, 2019 at 00:32 UTC »

does the nursing home know what you’re doing to their tenants?

KnightOrDay38 on October 17th, 2019 at 01:40 UTC »

Your nose literally looks like the Dodge RAM logo.